Jon is too drunk to work on today’s post, due to this week being crammed with after-work activities based on drinking. He wrote a much more elaborate apology, but misclicked Squarespace’s “schedule” button, unmaking it from time and space. So his true contrition has been consumed with frustration at technological mishaps.

He’s very sorry he fucked up, and hopes to have the post out for next Monday as normal, and apologizes you didn’t get the first draft of his apology, which the assholes in the objective data-sphere devoured. If it’s any consolation, he didn’t really have a plan for today, and was hoping for some inspiration to connect today’s post with Next Thursday’s post, which he has already committed over 12 hours to researching.